The Vodka God ([info]allah_sulu) wrote,

Chocolate Vodka Unbound

I performed the first taste tests alone, although I'm sure I'll have volunteers to double-check my findings later. The first sampling was a shot of chocolate vodka, straight out of the freezer, shaken firmly, and poured into the glass. In a word … yummy. The chocolate was smooth, rolling over my tongue; and the vodka was a slow burn, sliding down my throat. Neither one was strong enough to overpower the other, and the aftertaste was a pleasant combination of the two. The only problem with chocolate vodka in this form is that it is, you'll recall, a solution – not an infusion. One is tempted to slowly sip the chocolate vodka, savoring it a little at a time … but if you take too long, the chocolate will begin to settle to the bottom of the glass. If you want to sip, therefore, your best bet is only to pour yourself a little at a time (and hope that nobody else chugs it before you go back for seconds).

The second test was a in the form of a mixed drink. I realize that not everybody likes to taste too much of the vodka, after all.¹ As I said I would, I tried it next in coffee. The first observation which I should make is that the coffee solves, at least in part, the problem above; in that the hot coffee helps to keep the chocolate dissolved for much longer. Regretfully, I used instant coffee for the experiment rather than the coffee which GWIII personally roasts, flavors, and grinds;² but I don't think that this detracted in a large way from the final result. I only put in a small shot of the chocolate vodka, just enough to give the coffee a hint of chocolate flavor (and a bit of a kick). Niiiiiice. Between the chocolate and the shot of Irish cream I also added, in lieu of milk,³ I didn't even have to add any sweetener – the coffee was not bitter, but not too sweet either. This is exactly the sort of drink which I wish I had found waiting for me after I came in from shoveling snow a week or two ago. Success!

The chocolate vodka (straight up)
In the coffee (like my mug?)

¹My famous punch has a truly mind-staggering – in more ways than one – quantity of alcohol in it … but you would never know that from the innocent fruit juicy taste.
²I didn't want to brew a batch of coffee just for a single mugfull. I also used a low-acid brand of instant coffee, since I've been having issues with heartburn again lately and coffee is one of the main culprits.
³As a good and responsible daddy, I didn't want to take the milk which Richard has first dibs on. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

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[info]smashingstars

March 6 2007, 02:58:38 UTC 5 years ago

That mug is classy! Can you drink out of the nipple?

[info]allah_sulu

March 6 2007, 03:09:03 UTC 5 years ago

That mug is classy!

I've had it for years.

Can you drink out of the nipple?

[info]smashingstars

March 6 2007, 10:05:13 UTC 5 years ago

It would have been pointless otherwise. Epic win.

[info]pimpinthebox

March 6 2007, 03:06:21 UTC 5 years ago

LOL love the mug

You have to share the recipe for your famous punch though...

[info]techempage

March 7 2007, 21:38:40 UTC 5 years ago

I know how it's done!

But I'll never tell.

Well, unless you bribe me enough.

[info]pimpinthebox

March 7 2007, 21:44:53 UTC 5 years ago

Well I know what Chemical X is...

So how about a trade of the recipe for my continued silence on your secret ingredient?

[info]techempage

March 7 2007, 21:46:07 UTC 5 years ago

Eh, go on and tell them.

[info]sethcohen

March 6 2007, 03:20:43 UTC 5 years ago

Urrong!

The only problem with chocolate vodka in this form is that it is, you'll recall, a solution – not an infusion. One is tempted to slowly sip the chocolate vodka, savoring it a little at a time … but if you take too long, the chocolate will begin to settle to the bottom of the glass.

I have to put my pharmacist hat on. What you mean is not that the chocolate vodka is a solution, but in fact is a suspension. The point of a solution is that things are actually dissolved in it, and do not settle; suspensions settle and need to be shaken. The pharmaceutical properties of suspensions have to do with how the particles of the suspension both settle out and are resuspended; this is known as "flocculation".

[info]allah_sulu

March 6 2007, 03:23:51 UTC 5 years ago

Re: Urrong!

"Suspension" doesn't rhyme with "infusion", nor does it allow me to make jokes about the chocolate being "part of the solution"; so I'll just have to exercise my suspension of belief... er, disbelief of suspension.

[info]sethcohen

March 6 2007, 11:01:41 UTC 5 years ago

Re: Urrong!

...because, of course, as a mad scientist, rhyming of technical terms is more important than actual proper usage of technical terms. You'll just have an unusually chunky "solution" with lots of chunks precipitating out of it. So be it.

It's okay. As I've known all along, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

[info]allah_sulu

5 years ago

[info]nsingman

March 6 2007, 03:36:08 UTC 5 years ago

Needless to say, I love the mug. The chocolate vodka in coffee sounds like an excellent combination to me.

[info]thetaet

March 6 2007, 06:55:27 UTC 5 years ago

It can be yours! OK, it's not exactly the same, but close!

[info]allah_sulu

March 6 2007, 09:07:23 UTC 5 years ago

OK, it's not exactly the same

For starters, those are left-handed (if you want to drink from the nipple) while mine's right-handed.

[info]nsingman

March 6 2007, 13:12:52 UTC 5 years ago

Cool! I'll have to check it out when I get home again. :-)

[info]careyonly

March 6 2007, 04:54:21 UTC 5 years ago

a blue ribbon

Yowza!

[info]thetaet

March 6 2007, 06:56:03 UTC 5 years ago

...although I'm sure I'll have volunteers to double-check my findings later.

*raises hand*

[info]ironkite

March 6 2007, 14:18:14 UTC 5 years ago

Let the particles drop out of solution and try it then, just to see if it works as an infusion. I'm sure something got extracted out of the chocolate.

[info]allah_sulu

March 6 2007, 14:32:38 UTC 5 years ago

Yes! An excuse for another experiment!

[info]ironkite

March 6 2007, 15:06:53 UTC 5 years ago

The sacrifices you must make for SCIENCE!!!

[info]allah_sulu

5 years ago

[info]forkintheroad

March 9 2007, 23:36:15 UTC 5 years ago

I seriously wondering if you could do the infusion with a high cocoa content chocolate. It'd have a bit of sugar and cocoa butter but it'd be mostly cocoa.

Lindt sells a 90% cocoa chocolate bar, they also have mini ones so you could try a small batch. But hey it's chocolate and vodka how bad can it be? I think it'd turn out like a coffee vodka.

Wonder if you could use something like a french press to do a rapid infusion?

I want samples when I come down.

[info]allah_sulu

March 12 2007, 11:07:25 UTC 5 years ago

I specifically used a soft chocolate because I was afraid that those high-cocoa bars wouldn't dissolve as well. That being said, even if they don't dissolve, I'll still have chocolate and vodka. As you say, how bad can that be?

Wonder if you could use something like a french press to do a rapid infusion?

The chocolates and caramels I used each dissolved mostly overnight.

P.S. I can't read the Russian, but this looks incredibly gayski.

[info]allah_sulu

March 13 2007, 17:48:11 UTC 5 years ago

I hope it works. I'd love to be able to make more chocolate vodka¹ without having to use mail order for the raw materials.

¹I still have half of the first batch; I haven't been able to get back to it for further experiments.

[info]forkintheroad

March 14 2007, 01:42:33 UTC 5 years ago

Why would yo have to mail order?

BTW - Ice Cubes melt quickly because of their high cocoa butter content. Cocoa butter doesn't have too much flavor, it's mostly a textural ingredient.

If the 85% doesn't work there's 70% and 60%.

[info]allah_sulu

5 years ago

[info]allah_sulu

5 years ago

[info]allah_sulu

5 years ago

[info]forkintheroad

March 14 2007, 01:31:43 UTC 5 years ago

I am so glad you guys are doing this. Only thing I might have done differently is grated the chocolate.

It is mighty bitter. I bit like espresso (which I also love). First time I had the strong chocolate my heart raced. I expect the final to taste to be like an espresso chocolate but I think it will be particular good for mixing for a not-quite-white russian or black russian or with irish cream. The strong chocolate will insure that the chocolate is not overwhelmed by other flavors it is mixed with.

Still wondering if a french press could rapidly infuse flavor into vodka.
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