I performed the first taste tests alone, although I'm sure I'll have volunteers to double-check my findings later. The first sampling was a shot of chocolate vodka, straight out of the freezer, shaken firmly, and poured into the glass. In a word … yummy. The chocolate was smooth, rolling over my tongue; and the vodka was a slow burn, sliding down my throat. Neither one was strong enough to overpower the other, and the aftertaste was a pleasant combination of the two. The only problem with chocolate vodka in this form is that it is, you'll recall, a solution – not an infusion. One is tempted to slowly sip the chocolate vodka, savoring it a little at a time … but if you take too long, the chocolate will begin to settle to the bottom of the glass. If you want to sip, therefore, your best bet is only to pour yourself a little at a time (and hope that nobody else chugs it before you go back for seconds).
The second test was a in the form of a mixed drink. I realize that not everybody likes to taste too much of the vodka, after all.¹ As I said I would, I tried it next in coffee. The first observation which I should make is that the coffee solves, at least in part, the problem above; in that the hot coffee helps to keep the chocolate dissolved for much longer. Regretfully, I used instant coffee for the experiment rather than the coffee which
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¹My famous punch has a truly mind-staggering – in more ways than one – quantity of alcohol in it … but you would never know that from the innocent fruit juicy taste.
²I didn't want to brew a batch of coffee just for a single mugfull. I also used a low-acid brand of instant coffee, since I've been having issues with heartburn again lately and coffee is one of the main culprits.
³As a good and responsible daddy, I didn't want to take the milk which Richard has first dibs on. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

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March 6 2007, 03:09:03 UTC 5 years ago
I've had it for years.
Can you drink out of the nipple?
March 6 2007, 10:05:13 UTC 5 years ago
March 6 2007, 03:06:21 UTC 5 years ago
You have to share the recipe for your famous punch though...
March 7 2007, 21:38:40 UTC 5 years ago
But I'll never tell.
Well, unless you bribe me enough.
March 7 2007, 21:44:53 UTC 5 years ago
So how about a trade of the recipe for my continued silence on your secret ingredient?
March 7 2007, 21:46:07 UTC 5 years ago
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March 6 2007, 03:20:43 UTC 5 years ago
Urrong!
I have to put my pharmacist hat on. What you mean is not that the chocolate vodka is a solution, but in fact is a suspension. The point of a solution is that things are actually dissolved in it, and do not settle; suspensions settle and need to be shaken. The pharmaceutical properties of suspensions have to do with how the particles of the suspension both settle out and are resuspended; this is known as "flocculation".
March 6 2007, 03:23:51 UTC 5 years ago
Re: Urrong!
"Suspension" doesn't rhyme with "infusion", nor does it allow me to make jokes about the chocolate being "part of the solution"; so I'll just have to exercise my suspension of belief... er, disbelief of suspension.March 6 2007, 11:01:41 UTC 5 years ago
Re: Urrong!
...because, of course, as a mad scientist, rhyming of technical terms is more important than actual proper usage of technical terms. You'll just have an unusually chunky "solution" with lots of chunks precipitating out of it. So be it.It's okay. As I've known all along, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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March 6 2007, 09:07:23 UTC 5 years ago
For starters, those are left-handed (if you want to drink from the nipple) while mine's right-handed.
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March 6 2007, 04:54:21 UTC 5 years ago
a blue ribbon
Yowza!March 6 2007, 06:56:03 UTC 5 years ago
*raises hand*
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March 9 2007, 23:36:15 UTC 5 years ago
Lindt sells a 90% cocoa chocolate bar, they also have mini ones so you could try a small batch. But hey it's chocolate and vodka how bad can it be? I think it'd turn out like a coffee vodka.
Wonder if you could use something like a french press to do a rapid infusion?
I want samples when I come down.
March 12 2007, 11:07:25 UTC 5 years ago
Wonder if you could use something like a french press to do a rapid infusion?
The chocolates and caramels I used each dissolved mostly overnight.
P.S. I can't read the Russian, but this looks incredibly gayski.
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March 13 2007, 17:48:11 UTC 5 years ago
¹I still have half of the first batch; I haven't been able to get back to it for further experiments.
March 14 2007, 01:42:33 UTC 5 years ago
BTW - Ice Cubes melt quickly because of their high cocoa butter content. Cocoa butter doesn't have too much flavor, it's mostly a textural ingredient.
If the 85% doesn't work there's 70% and 60%.
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March 14 2007, 01:31:43 UTC 5 years ago
It is mighty bitter. I bit like espresso (which I also love). First time I had the strong chocolate my heart raced. I expect the final to taste to be like an espresso chocolate but I think it will be particular good for mixing for a not-quite-white russian or black russian or with irish cream. The strong chocolate will insure that the chocolate is not overwhelmed by other flavors it is mixed with.
Still wondering if a french press could rapidly infuse flavor into vodka.
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