|You Should Follow Allah Sulu|
Like Allah Sulu, you're not concerned with the Inner Health of your liver, or with any Prohibitions (legal or divine) against vodka. You believe that there is one true Spirit, and that it's at least triple-distilled.
Life may be trying, unfair, or painful here on earth, but only when you're sober. Everything is temporary, and you don't get too attached to possessions or people or memories or brain cells.