1. There's nothing sicker in society than a lack of liquor and sobriety. – Q
2. Well, it's wrinkly and crinkly and covered in hair; and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there – x0arkadia0x
3. Zankoku na tenshi no you ni, shonen yo, shinwa ni nare… – phil_g (partial credit), seaya (full credit)
4. Let me give you some green color and you will ask for more, you will see that you never felt this way before – techempage
5. Follow orders as you're told, make their yellow blood run cold; fight until you die or drop, a force like ours is hard to stop – techempage
6. Boom goes London, boom Paris, more room for you and more room for me – aerindipity
7. Dipidapi dallaa ruppati rupiran kurikan kukka ja kirikan kuu – seaya (partial credit)
8. A million times I ask you; and then, I ask you over again; you only answer [song title] – outcastspice
9. Every time I put my hand upon her knee, baby gets angry with me; cuz she's a good girl, I'm a bad boy, but I turn into a sad boy when she says, "Hey take your hands off of me." – howlingcoyote
10. You smell nice and you're groovy, and we both like foreign movies; my mother says you have that touch of class… – radiant_one
11. And I don't want to die, I want to see the flowers bloom, don't want to go kaput, kaboom¹
12. Oh wait I've got one, this'll be a good one, all we've got to do is run up some stairs from the [song title] – Q
13. Yappappa yappappa, ii shan ten; hashagu koi wa ike no koi – jeriendhal (partial credit), deathquaker (full credit)
14. I want a girl who will fit me to a T, a woman who'll look good on me… – deathquaker (partial credit), techempage (full credit)
15. You know it was her own damned fault when God turned that bitch to salt.
16. Good heavens, Miss Sakimoto, you're beautiful! – jeriendhal
17. I saw her walking on down the line (yeah), you know I saw her for the very first time – dibob50
18. tlhIngan SuvwI' qan jIHbe', 'ach SuvDI' vay' ghIH vaj bom vIchennISmoH jIH 'e' vIHarbejtaH.
19. Do the tears on your pillow roll down as you turn, do they short out the blanket and make the sheets burn? – blargblarg (partial credit)
20. That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance. – jeriendhal

¹This song contains lyrics in three languages. I was nice and picked out some of the English lines.

EDIT: I'm only listing the person who got it right first, except for partial credit/full credit situations. However, after I post the answers, I'll come back and unscreen all comments here so you can see how many you got correct even if you weren't the first. I'll also unscreen them because some of your comments are amusing.

EDIT: Just in case anyone is wondering, you need to provide as a minimum the song's title in order to get full credit. Partial credit has been awarded (thus far) to people who could not identify the title or artist, but provided enough other information to be worthy of mention. If someone else got partial credit, it's not too late to provide the title and get full credit.

Kevin

Q

¹That's "Kentucky", not the jelly. Well, I suppose it could be both…

Note that both "tralala" and "ding ding dong" (reference) have already been submitted to this site, but Mrs. Cartman hasn't been up there yet to add "hoohoodilly" or "chacha".

¹I'm told that this site may contain NSFW advertisements. I don't see any, because I'm running Firefox with AdBlock Plus, so I apologize to the first people I gave this link to.

All three parts of Star Trek: Of Gods and Men¹ (IMDb, Wiki) are available for free on-line viewing. I saw the trailer for this well over a year ago, and subsequently forgot all about it, but Lori reminded me of it today and sent me the link. It's an unofficial low-budget Star Trek movie which was written and directed by people involved with the TV series, and stars several actors from TOS (some reprising their original roles) and the later series (mostly appearing as original characters, except for Tim Russ as Tuvok). The effects are cheesy, some of it is slow, predictable, and/or unoriginal (i.e. reminiscent of Star Wars)² but overall it's enjoyable if you're a fan (and certainly worth the free admission). It takes place twelve years after James T. Kirk's "death" at the beginning of Star Trek: Generations, when he was sucked into the Nexus; and most of the middle actually occurs on an alternate timeline. That's all the spoilers you'll get.

¹That's a link to the official site, where you can see all three parts but have to give them your e-mail address in order to do so. They're high-quality FLV files which you can fairly easily save on your hard drive for repeat viewings (or for showing other people).
²Speaking of Star Wars, check out this comic "Into The Great Unknown" over at scans_daily.

Before I left for work yesterday morning, Q told me she'd stolen a couple of bucks from me to buy eggs (since she was out and we were out). She said she was planning to make something I like. (She's been having fun trying out new things¹ recently.) She asked me if I had any guesses when I got home, but I hadn't really thought about it too much – yesterday was a busy day at work, and I just generally don't like playing guessing games. I wouldn't have guessed it anyway.

Ravioli.

I love ravioli, but I've never had homemade ravioli before. This was really good, and also rather different from any ravioli I'd ever had before. First of all, the only flour we had at home was whole wheat flour, so that's what the pasta was made of. (She apologized if that made it taste weird, but I happen to like whole wheat; plus, this way I could convince myself that it was healthy and that I was therefore entitled to a second helping.) She used the bread machine to knead the dough, before rolling it out flat to put in the filling (she was just finishing off the last of them when I arrived; she was making and boiling them about half a dozen at a time). The filling was chicken, garlic, and parmesan cheese (puréed in a blender).

All told, it was yummy, and I have an awesome wife who's already trying to decide what to do differently the next time she tries making some…

¹And speaking of "trying out new things", the spearmint Q planted last year is growing like crazy; I'll have to pick a bunch of leaves and try a vodka infusion with them soon.

I was just in the liquor store (Say it ain't so!) looking through the vodka selection. More and more countries are making vodka, and selling it here in the USA. Most of them¹ try to choose a name or style that invokes something reminiscent of their country or culture. Understandable, really. Unfortunately, one of the new varieties I saw was Austrialian Boomerang Vodka. Is that really the imagery you want for your liquor, something that will come right back up after you toss it down?²

¹But not all. Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
²Reminded me of the Monty Python sketch about Australian table wines … "Specially brewed for those keen on regurgitation."

EDIT: Oh, in case you're wondering, I ended up buying some PINK vodka (infused with caffeine and guarana), chocolate mint Irish creme liqueur, and Jagermonstermeister for Q.

While everyone else on my friends list is discussing the VMA¹ awards² on MTV,¹ this year an Emmy is going to Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake for Saturday Night Live's … Dick in a Box. According to this article, there's some question as to whether or not the song will/should be performed live at the Emmy Award telecast. I figure if the Oscars could survive a performance of "Blame Canada" from South Park,³ the Emmies ought to survive this. Not, honesty compells me to mention, that I'll be watching the awards show in either event anyway.

¹The first letter of both of these acronyms is almost entirely inaccurate. MTV has hardly any music, and the VMA had hardly any videos.
²Yes, I just said "Video Music Awards awards". Shoot me now.
³South Park is also getting an Emmy for "Make Love Not Warcraft." And people thought the Emmies might be going downhill after they gave a couple to The Shat!