Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

For Q

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He Didn't Go To Horrible Medical School To Be Called "Mister Horrible"...

Horrible Turn is a fan made prequel to Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Here's part one of ten:

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Monday, November 16th, 2009

Free Shatnerquake Tomorrow

Remember when I posted about Shatner Quake, a bizarro fiction short novel featuring William Shatner and every character he's ever played? No? How could you forget something like that‽ Anyway, Jeff Burk (the author) will be offering it as a Free download tomorrow (Tuesday, 17 November 2009) on his blog. Download it… because hey! It's Free!
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Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

P9

This is the teaser trailer for Plan 9, an upcoming remake of Plan 9 from Outer Space. The horror…
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Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Vodka Museum (Clicky!)

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Saturday, October 17th, 2009

More Wacky Hijinks at the Red Cross

It's been two weeks since my last misadventure attempting to donate platelets to the American Red Cross, so I went back in this morning to let them have another stab at it. Right off the bat, there was a problem – they had told me last time that, since they had had a problem attempting the "two arm" method, that they would try the "one arm" method this time. The "two arm" method is kind of like dialysis, where they have a needle in each arm, pull the blood out of one, filter out whatever, and then pump the remainder of the blood back into the body through the needle in the other arm. It's not a considered stressful (unless you're bothered by needles and blood and all, which I'm not) because they're only taking a small amount of blood out of your body at any given time. In the "one arm" method, however, they apparently withdraw a full unit of blood from your arm in one shot, process it, and then return it back to you into the same arm they took it out of. I think they do this more than once, until they've collected enough platelets.
What they had failed to tell me last time, and only remembered to bring up this time, is that they will not do "one arm" apheresis within 56 days of a normal blood donation (the "two arm" method can be done every two weeks) since the Red Cross requires a minimum wait of 56 days between withdrawing a full unit of blood – even if they're planning on putting most of it right back in. You know, just in case there are complications (like falling asleep during the movie) during that narrow window when the unit of blood is out of my body and I'm running a quart low. So, as long as I was already there anyway, they tried to do a "two arm" donation on me again… with the same results. My right arm looked fine, veins and all, when they examined it beforehand (and marked the location of the main vein with a sharpie); but once it came time to actually put the needle in, they couldn't find the vein.
The human body is full of blood. In the Japanese animation and Chinese live action films I watch, a mere paper cut will produce literal geysers of blood. (Don't even get started on the erection-induced nosebleeds.) And yet, these trained professionals were literally stabbing my arm with a pointy metal object and failing to find any blood. How does that work?
I have done normal blood donations through my right arm in the past, although I favor the left side since I'm right-handed and the left arm's veins appear to be more reliable than those on the right. I'm not going to comment on the "bleeding hearts of the left" stereotype, but there's a definite "bleeding arms of the left" thing going on here. In any event, one of the things one does to make a normal blood donation go more smoothly is to double one's intake of liquids before donating. If you drink a lot before going in to donate, your veins (and, by the way, bladder) will be filled to bursting, easy to find, and more than capable of discharging the red iron goodness. However, when you're going to be stuck in a chair for two to three hours with both arms impaled by needles and attached to a machine, obviously the "drink a lot" / "bursting bladder" technique is contraindicated. (The Red Cross specifically does not advise you to double up on liquids before apheresis, they merely advise you to increase your calcium intake. I figure I have that covered with all the Tums I take when my acid is high, but I drank plenty of milk this week too.)
Anyway, end result, they're not going to try the "two arm" method on my anymore. The "one arm" method only works if it's been 56 days since your last full blood donation. This is a problem, since I make a full blood donation every 56 days (barring sickness; and if I'm sick, they aren't going to want me for aphersis either). So there's absolutely no way that I can squeeze in platelet donations in addition to my normal full blood donations – the only way for me to donate platelets is to do a platelet donation instead of a full blood donation when I next hit 56 days. I asked them which was preferable, full blood donations or platelet donations. There are far fewer people who donate platelets than full blood (a platelet donation gets more platelets than a full blood donation does, and people undergoing chemotherapy need a lot of platelets), so they suggested that I might want to consider alternating full blood donations and platelet donations. (The point may be moot since I have yet to have a successful platelet donation, and because I may be getting another tattoo in the near future and excluding myself from any donations for some time – a year – thereafter.)
IMPORTANT NOTE: I hope that I am not scaring anyone away from donating blood. That is not my intention. I have donated blood several dozen times, and almost never had even the slightest problem doing so. If you're thinking about giving blood, and you're eligible, go ahead and do it – it's important. The problems I'm having are only arising because I'm trying something different. Far fewer people donate platelets through aphersis than donate regular blood through a standard donation, and I'm beginning to have some suspicions as to why that may be. But I haven't given up trying, and I plan to continue standard donations whenever I'm eligible.
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Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Plug

TC in DC

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And They Call ME An Action Figure

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FYI

For those who care but don't keep track, new episodes of South Park started last week with an episode which I found hilarious, "Dead Celebrities". (I haven't seen last night's episode yet.)
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Coming 30 October

(Ganked from Paigeriffic.)
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Monday, September 21st, 2009

What Is Amazon.Com Recommending To Me Today?

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Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Gaming (Monday)

This is the third and final recap of my Labor Day Weekend TCEP recap; previous entries cover Saturday and Sunday.

I arrived at the Holiday Inn first thing in the morning (9 AM), and found hardly anyone else up yet (and those who were up were eating breakfast). So, I set up my laptop and checked my email over the free WiFi until someone came along and challenged me to yet another game of which I'd never heard before, Dominion Intrigue. We jumped right in, and I picked up the rules and strategy fairly quickly as we played. Had we played a second game, I'm sure I would have done much better – Odds are, though, that it'll be at least a year before I play it again, giving me time for forget the important bits and requiring me to get up to speed whilst playing all over again. Fun, in any case.

I had signed up for the Car Wars/Battle Cattle card game tournament that was scheduled for later on in the morning (11 AM?) as I had really enjoyed that game last year. Unfortunately, it never happened – and since I was waiting for the game that never materialized, I passed up the chance to try to jump into one of the other games that was starting… Games like Munchkin Quest (I have all of the regular Munchkin games, but I've never played the board game variant) or another round of Arkham Horror (this time with the Innsmouth Expansion). By this point Ironkite had arrived; and I managed to find a quick and easy game lying around that I remembered, that I'd have no trouble explaining to Ironkite, and that wouldn't last long in case Car Wars (or something else we both wanted to play) materialized: Plague & Pestilence. We played a couple of games of that; Ironkite could have won the second game (by being the only survivor) but instead went for a mutual loss (none of us had any survivors, similar to one of the Nuclear War games we'd played the day before) because it was funnier.

After we all had to clear out before 3 PM, some people went to Denny's or some other eatery to hang out. I talked to Ironkite for a little while in the parking lot, and then headed straight home. First, I was tired; and second, Q had called me an hour or so earlier and told me that Richard had been punished and sent to his room, not to be allowed back out until I got home. I didn't think it would be fair to dawdle and leave him in there all afternoon (even though he's got a TV/VCR and game system and more other stuff than I ever had at that age if I was sent to my room!)

Addenda )

I was tempted to join a D&D game (the original AD&D rules from the 80s, the last time I played the game) for nostalgia purposes; but it wouldn't have fit into my schedule (with the couple of things I'd signed up for in advance). Pity, because I still have some of the original polyhedral dice which I bought back in 1982-ish, although I sold or gave away all of the rule books (including a first edition Deities and Demigods with the Cthulhu Mythos!) when I gave up on the game a few years later. Also, in reference to this conversation with jefF, I looked up all of the boardgamegeek.com URLs in advance before writing this entry. Finally, to SethCohen, you were trying to explain my default strategy to someone at some point – I made an attempt near the end of my recap from last year (in the Car Wars/Battle Cattle section).

Already looking forward to next year.

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Sunday, September 13th, 2009

Gaming (Sunday)

Part one of my Labor Day Weekend TCEP recap (Saturday) is here.

I got to the Holiday Inn earlier on Sunday (just before noon) than I had on Saturday. The first game I played was Le Havre, with (among other people) Karl Musser and Seth Cohen. It was a big, complex game with a variety of resources, buildings, transactions, card, tokens … I had to make sure that "Le Havre" wasn't French for "Die Macher", one of the games I played last year. It was fun and I was doing well (not by any means fated to win, mind you; that was reserved for one of the two people who had played before), but I was unable to see it through to the end. After about 2½ hours, I had to leave for another event for which I'd signed up previously – a murder mystery. About twenty people were given identities (I was Katie Jones, a girl from West Virginia who'd been turned into a vampire while debauching in New Orleans), background information, and clues which they had to pass around and share so that we could determine who the murderer was. (Aurienne was playing a character, but not competing; she's been through it before and knew who the guilty party was.) I didn't figure out who the culprit was; few people did. (One of the people who did figure it out was the culprit. You would hope that they'd know.)

After that, I went back home and picked up Richard. I thought he'd enjoy seeing the Chaos Machine that was set up in one of the rooms (and I was right). It had a framework with various tracks, tubes, trampolines, and other things beginning with "T" through with balls rolled and bounced from the top to the bottom, and then were brought back up to the top again via vertical conveyor belts on each end. (Seth took the above picture with his cell phone, as I still haven't replaced my lost camera.) While he was watching the Chaos Machine and/or distracted by snack food (carrots, cheese, bread, grapes; I kept him from noticing the M&Ms and other junk food), I played a couple more games nearby: Qwirkle Cubes with Stevemb and Starmalachite (the second of only two games I won all weekend – you don't go to an event like this unless you play for fun, not because you need to win) and then another round of Nuclear War (not only did we all lose, by losing all of our people, but I managed to destroy the Earth itself by rolling a critical whilst detonating the huge 100 megaton warhead as my doomsday device). After that, I brought Richard home and nabbed some real food before returning.

Finally, the night was ended by a couple of longer games, Civilization: the Card Game (based upon the Sid Meier computer games) and Buffy the Vampire Slayer (in which I had a rare turn playing on the Scooby team – I was Xander and Oz). Civilization was good, and I came pretty close to winning (I was ahead for a good chunk of the game); it's made me want to play the computer game again (I've only played the original version). It this point, it was approaching 2 AM and too late to start another game, so I went home and collapsed.

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Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

I Am Sancho

I recently introduced Allison to Orgazmo; and I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but that movie is still hilarious.

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Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Reminder

Gaming this weekend.
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Yesterday's Red Cross Movie: "The Incredibles"

I donated blood again yesterday. After I got home, with the bandage around my arm, I explained what it meant to Richard. (He thought I had seen a doctor because I had an "owie" and asked if I was all better.) After I reminded him of all of his owies where he bled (kid's had way too many), I explained that some people with really bad owies lose a lot of blood and don't have enough, so I give them some of mine. (The explanation was a little longer than that, but that's it in a nutshell.) His first reaction was "That's so sweet!" Then he realized that someone out there has Daddy's blood in him, which he thought was really really funny…

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Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

"The Dingy Song"

It's too late for me to have reported this on Sunday's "National Go Topless Day", but apparently there was an off-Broadway play called Boobs! The Musical. The only parts online seem to be an MP3 of The Finale and one YouTube video called "The Dingy Song" below. (Lyrics may be NSFW.)

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Monday, August 24th, 2009

Important Safety Tip

Do not confuse your Hello Kitty TASER with your Hello Kitty VIBRATOR. It would be bad.

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Thursday, August 20th, 2009

It's that time again:
Sunday is National Go Topless Day.
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Saturday, August 8th, 2009

ChefStack is Like an ATM For Pancakes

I ganked this one from LarryV, since I've got friends who are both into advanced/unique technology and/or cooking. Click on the image to see the details – such as "200 PPH."

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