The Vodka God (allah_sulu) wrote,
The Vodka God

No Venti Mocha Nipples?

I found this yesterday while searching for the title to my car. (You can click on the picture to get to, but it may be NSFW.) It's a plastic card, the size of a credit card (so it fits in your wallet) and it also has a hole on the top so you can wear it around your neck on a lanyard. Its purpose, according to the website, is to get women to reveal their breasts to you so that you can measure their nipples. (The site also sells "I got gauged" nipple stickers for you to provide once the measuring has been performed.) Ummm. OK, while I have no problem with this in theory (consenting adults can do whatever the heck consenting adults want to do), the simple fact of the matter is – I have no idea where the heck I got this from. Did one of you guys give it to me at some point? Maybe at the last RockyCon in Cincinnati? I'm pretty sure I've never actually used it (yet) for its designed purpose, because I'm pretty sure I would remember that. I'm just wondering where it's from.

Tags: chart, convention, nsfw, plug, rocky horror
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