I recently re-watched the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie. I had forgotten that David Arquette was in there. Between him in the movie and Anthony Stewart Head in the TV series, you apparently can't have a vampire slayer without a Frank-N-Furter in the vicinity. If they ever do a Buffy reboot, you think Bob Simon would be interested?
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