Haydn Sikhs are my reclusive monastic followers, who bring me knowledge, humor, and Doritos.
Jew Jitsus are my warriors, who take what is not mine, so that it may become mine, and this is good.
Second To Nuns are my loyal and exquisite priestesses. They are my harem, and my harem always has openings available.
I'm still new to this omnipotence thing, so I'm working on mastering it one miracle at a time. Water into beer was the first one I managed, natch.