August 20th, 2002

Allah Sulu-South Park

This Must Be Ruby Tuesday

I was just informed that there are people who worship duct tape. They even cite the old chestnut that duct tape is like The Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and binds the universe together.

Well, isn't that special. No, I am not mocking anyone just because they believe in things other than what I do -- or indeed, because they believe in something other than me -- unless they're Mormons at my front door. But seriously, I like the idea of another new god rising up for the masses of today, a god of the Now, another Neo Deo (like myself) to supplant all of those old-skool gods who are clogging up heaven and always yelling "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" at us young-uns (as if age matters when you're immortal).

Of course, it probably won't be official until duct_tape_dot_c shows up in pantheon_dot_co...

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