August 23rd, 2002

Allah Sulu-South Park

Would You Like Fries With That Day?

It's Friday, and all about the office is the low murmur of air conditioning valiantly keeping out the heat, and employees snoring at their desks. I'll be out of here soon, and spending yet another weekend stuck in eternal traffic -- how many people on the East Coast are planning to cool off at the beach this weekend? All of them?

If anyone from the future is reading this (using the Brockian Ultra-Google search engine or something) would it really hurt the fabric of space/time so much to pop back here and give my car a hover-conversion? Please?

In any case, the beach is probably the safest place to be this weekend, what with the recent epidemic of land sharks. Use the peephole on your door, people!!