If anyone from the future is reading this (using the Brockian Ultra-Google search engine or something) would it really hurt the fabric of space/time so much to pop back here and give my car a hover-conversion? Please?
In any case, the beach is probably the safest place to be this weekend, what with the recent epidemic of land sharks. Use the peephole on your door, people!!
And vodka. Don't forget the vodka. Never forget the vodka.