Who had been gone almost a week
Did she run away?
Or had she turned gay?
These are the answers that all of us seek.
When thetaet returns and reads my journal (she'd durnedly well better!) I may have an answer to her question. I just bought some sugar-free chocolate syrup (the stuff for diabetics or dieters, that you can add to coffee, soda water, etc.) and I plan to add it to some Stoli Vanil (for the uninitiated, that's vanilla-flavored Stolichnaya vodka -- and I insist that you initiate yourselves with some immediately!) tonight. I think the birthday girl will love it.
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