"My Life Sucks. Call Me Comrade Gloomski."
I was playing with the Random function earlier, just popping from one random LJ page to the next. Almost all of the ones I hit were either dark, cliched, whiny Goth pages; or pages in Russian (I didn't hit any other foreign tongues1, just Russian). Finally, I hit a Goth page in Russian. That's when I knew it was time to quit.
psyche_dot_com tells me that it was a subliminal message telling me to have a dark russian. Don't mind if I do...
1Stop drooling, thetaet