September 25th, 2002

Allah Sulu-South Park

Sing It Morrissey Style!!

This one is for crackerbob (and here's why)...

CLOWN FUCKER by Dana Gould


She awoke in the morning and to no surprise
The man of last night had fled
Stains of white grease-paint on her body that ran
From her toes to the top of her head

The alarm stung her ear, she rolled over to spy
Much to her chagrin and her dread
A crumpled red nose and two over-sized shoes
Strewn by the side of the bed

CHORUS
"Clown fucker! Clown fucker!"
that's what they had said
"Clown fucker! Clown fucker!"
that's what they had said
"No never fuck a clown dear,"
that's what mommy said
"No never fuck a clown dear,"
that's what mommy said

She went to the bar and she started to drink
She drank and she drank and got drunk
She walked up to him and said
"How could you leave?"
But all he could do was honk

She knew it was over it sunk in just then
It was time to say "It's the end"
He walked out the door and stepped into a car
With forty-eight friends ...