thetaet created a presidential poll (semi-serious; last time I checked, the Cookie Monster was winning). She commented that it hadn't occurred to her to include deities in the list, else she'd have added me and bacchus_dot_com. Well, why the Hell not? Why not, indeed? So, without further ado, I'd like to suggest...

BACCHUS / ALLAH SULU
2004
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

Paid for by the Committee to Make Clinton Look Honest And Competent and Bush Look Intelligent And Sober

Addendum: Now accepting intern applications.
Addendum II: This was originally posted to pantheon_dot_co
Addendum III: I'm still hooked on quizzes, and posting them here. But this will not affect my duties as Vice President -- far from it! They prove my overwhelming aptitude for Vice!!