BACCHUS / ALLAH SULUPaid for by the Committee to Make Clinton Look Honest And Competent and Bush Look Intelligent And Sober
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?
Addendum: Now accepting intern applications.
Addendum II: This was originally posted to pantheon_dot_co
Addendum III: I'm still hooked on quizzes, and posting them here. But this will not affect my duties as Vice President -- far from it! They prove my overwhelming aptitude for Vice!!