October 2nd, 2002

Allah Sulu-South Park

Turn the White House into Animal House

thetaet created a presidential poll (semi-serious; last time I checked, the Cookie Monster was winning). She commented that it hadn't occurred to her to include deities in the list, else she'd have added me and bacchus_dot_com. Well, why the Hell not? Why not, indeed? So, without further ado, I'd like to suggest...

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

Paid for by the Committee to Make Clinton Look Honest And Competent and Bush Look Intelligent And Sober

Addendum: Now accepting intern applications.
Addendum II: This was originally posted to pantheon_dot_co
Addendum III: I'm still hooked on quizzes, and posting them here. But this will not affect my duties as Vice President -- far from it! They prove my overwhelming aptitude for Vice!!