If you do insist on going to the polls today, however, make sure to wear your "I'm a fucking lush ... and I vote!" pins proudly and prominently. And speaking of slogans, so far the leading candidate for B/AS '04 is Even drunk, we can pronounce "nuclear".
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Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated ALLAH SULU, the God of Vodka. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.