November 5th, 2002
The Evil Of Two Lessers
Today is Election Day in the USA. While everyone else is encouraging you to vote, and hoping "May the best man win!", I'll be rooting for the worst candidates to win -- after all, we'll need all that discontent at the bumbling incompetents to fester through 2004 so that the Bacchus/Allah Sulu 2004 ticket will have a shot. So, if you want to help us out, and see the worst candidates win today, then by all means stay home!
If you do insist on going to the polls today, however, make sure to wear your "I'm a fucking lush ... and I vote!" pins proudly and prominently. And speaking of slogans, so far the leading candidate for B/AS '04 is Even drunk, we can pronounce "nuclear".
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A Priest, A Nun, And A Rabbi Walk Into A Chat Room...
Today is "Amuse 
purplefreak Day" ... post something funny here.
purplefreak Day" ... post something funny here.Only A Test
Which Sex God are you?
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated ALLAH SULU, the God of Vodka. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated ALLAH SULU, the God of Vodka. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.
