November 14th, 2002

Allah Sulu-South Park

I Don't Believe In Isms, I Just Believe In Me

Since everyone else is trying out Googlism, I figured I'd give it a whirl. All I got out of it was:

Googlism for: allah sulu
allah sulu is a neo deo

Compare that with the list that ducttapeavenger got, for instance... So, taking the advice of Michael Keaton in Night Shift, it's time to "break it down" to see who Allah Sulu really is...

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Since No One Else Has Claimed Today Yet...

I hereby dub this
Bill Gates Money Comparison Day!

Within minutes of each other, I saw this article comparing the amount of money Bill Gates spent fighting AIDS vs. the amount he spent fighting Linux; and one of my right-wing co-workers forwarded me this article comparing the amount of money the Clinton administration spent fighting Bill Gates vs. the amount he spent fighting Osama bin Laden. The coincidental timing made it funny (to me at least)...

Then I compared Bill Gates' money to the amount of money that I have, and I stopped laughing...

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Allah Sulu-South Park

"Let's Get Quizzical! Quizzical! I Wanna Get Quizzical!" -- Olivia Neutron-Bomb

You may have noticed that I haven't divulged a great deal of personal information about myself -- probably because, upon attaining my new powers, I decided to follow the example of some who went before me. Superman maintained a secret identity among normal humans, to maintain a connection with them; and I likewise maintain my old identity and connections. Like Spiderman, I worry that if my enemies find my loved ones, they may attack me through them. Finally, like Beetlejuice, I know that if anyone can contact me they will, and they'll tell all their friends, and they'll be on the horn with me all the time, and my life will become Hell. (Of course, I actually have met a few of you recently at the Rocky Horror convention in Philadelphia, which blows this whole theory out of the water; except that I've used my elfin magic -- oops, that's tollhouse cookies -- neo deo powers to ensure you keep my secrets.)

Where am I going with this? Well, normally, your guess is as good as mine; but I saw an interesting little questionaire on purplefreak's LJ that I thought I'd post here. Since I'm not sure how much I've given you to go on, I'm wondering how you'd answer questions like these, if you're feeling up to the challenge. Feel free to do or not do (there is no try). Naturally, those who've met me should sit this one out. I'll take care of you later... ;)

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