January 22nd, 2003

Allah Sulu-South Park

The Answer Man, Part I

"It looks like my lucky day. I'll take 'The Rapists' for $500." -Sean Connery, SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

This is the first batch of answers to the questions you all asked me here. If I didn't answer your question yet, wait until the next batch. If you didn't ask me a question yet, go ahead and ask it now.

2mermaids: Sorry, that data is classified.
aphrodite_76: Yes. For the same reason men have nipples.
beck4664 / deityofdeath: Because.
closetblonde: Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Send shipments by car and cargo by ships? Because the language is designed not to facilitate understanding, but to confuse, lift, and separate. Fnord.
dandelow: With my skilled tongue, 69.
fblaguy: Be excellent to each other ... and ... party on, dudes!!
j_brew: Sprite or ginger ale, but I'll bet Mountain Dew will do as well.
magentatnp: Huh?
nsingman: Probably Stolichnaya, I haven't gone for the ultra-expensive types.
pirategirleee: I think it's purplefreak...
thetaet: I'll try. I'd love to do that with you, too. Should we also include Belle and Ken?
tyler1968: Only once. I don't normally go to that part of town.

Allah Sulu-South Park

The Answer Man, Part II

"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people" -Mr. Garrison, South Park.

This is the second batch of answers to the questions you all asked me here. The first batch is here. If I didn't answer your question yet, wait until the next batch. If you didn't ask me a question yet, go ahead and ask it now.

bouncepogo: It's a nice secular contrast to the angelic wings, makes sure no one can take me seriously.
cmndrcuddles: We could probably work something out. I'll have to catch you on AIM sometime...
cpip: Help yourself!
digibri: I'd say go with Stolichnaya, Absolut, Fris, Skyy, or Cristal.
enderwiggins: Depends how fast the beaver was working or the wood.
jeanlikover: It's in an incredibly small font, in white characters on a white background. Fnord.
outcastspice: The smallest phonetic unit in a language that is capable of conveying a distinction in meaning, as the m of mat and the b of bat in English.
purplefreak: White, red, blue, black, green ... no purple, sorry. :(
redheadevilchiq: Sometime around the Twelfth of Never.
rvdammit: 42
sethcohen: We just had this conversation in someone else's journal recently. I think it was during sex with a 15-year-old when I'm 92.
timheaven: You'd make a fine Dread Pirate Roberts.
wintercolours: Where do you think clouds come from, son? But seriously, I don't smoke tobacco.
wugabear: I don't think that's really a fair question, and it changes over time anyway ... (cop out!)
yermie: Remember what I said up there about "there are no stupid questions"? I was lying.