February 19th, 2003

Allah Sulu-South Park

There's Snow Business...

I'm sure you've all heard from everyone else who was snowed in over the weekend on the East Coast. Well, I'm another one. And from thetaet, I just found out why this all happened: Snow Miser Suspected in D.C. Snow Attack.

My connection sucked most of the weekend, when I was online, so I mainly watched my email and responded to people who responded to me. I'm doing a quick scan of hundreds of LJ posts now to catch up on my friends list, but I'll probably miss a lot of things. If I missed anything important, you can post it here.

Although my connection here at work is quick, and not dying every five minutes (I suspect my ISP was overwhelmed by all the people snowed in with nothing better to do than stay online. At least I had vodka, movies, and sex), for some reason almost all of the images in people's LJs are giving me the Red X Of Unavailability, so I'm not seeing your pictures, your test results, your jokes, or the comics I've got syndicated feeds to.

I'll post more about the weekend later...

Allah Sulu-South Park

THEIR SNOW BUSIENS.

(This is a post I made earlier today, run through the English-to-AOL Translator)

IMM11!!111!111!!!11!! OMG WTF LOL SURA U AL HEARD FROM AV3RYON3 ELS3 WHO WAS SNOWED IN OV3R TEH WEKEND ON TEH 3AST COAST!111 OMG WTF W3L IMM ANOTHER ONA!11!1 OMG AND FROM THATAET I JUST FOUND OUT Y THIS AL HAP3N3D SNOW MIESR SUSPACTAD IN DC1!!11!! OMG LOL SNOW MAH1!1!! OMG WTF LOL CONECTION SUKED MOST OF DA WEKEND WHEN I WAS ONLIEN SO I MANELY WATCH3D MAH AMALE AND R3SPONDED 2 P3OPLE WHO R3SPOND3D 2 ME1!!1!1 WTF LOL IMM DONG A QUIK SCAN OF HUNDREDS OF LJ POSTS NOW 2 CATCH UP ON MAH FREINDS LIST BUT IL PROBABLY MIS A LOT OF THNGS!11!!1 OMG LOL IF I MISED ANYTHNG IMPORTANT U CAN POST IT H3RE

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IL!11! OMG LOL POST MOR3 ABOUT TEH WEKAND L8R.11!1!11!1!1!1!!! WTF LOL

Allah Sulu-South Park

Moron, The Snow!

(That subject should have been "More On The Snow"...)

At the risk of repeating myself and everyone else endlessly (I hope I'm not repeating myself and everyone else endlessly, it would suck to be repeating myself and everyone else endlessly, so tell me if I'm repeating myself and everyone else endlessly), we got us a shitload of snow over the weekend. A veritable shitload.

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