June 4th, 2003

Smooch

Hump-Day Giggles - The Theme is Nuptials

I love this joke from branwynelf's LJ (pity I can't link to it with the punch line still hidden behind the cot-tag)!

And here's one my boss just told me... He asked me how married life was treating me, and commented that I was "still putting jelly beans into the jar." When I obviously didn't know what he was talking about, he explained:

In your first year of marriage, you're supposed to put a jelly bean into a jar every time you have sex. Then, for the rest of your marriage, you have to take one out every time you have sex. He said that no one ever runs out of jelly beans...