June 9th, 2003

FWOOSH!

I've Got A Hang-Under

I just got in to work, hours late, because I woke up at 4 this morning feeling utterly smegtastic. Throbbing headache that took a handful of aspirin and aleve to tame. My fault, I guess, for not having anything to drink last night, and for going to bed at a reasonable time. I never get hangovers when I stay up late drinking; but apparently I can get a hangunder when I don't... Collapse )
Allah Sulu-South Park

Let There Be Liquor!

Someone was recently pondering who would play them in a movie about their life.

Let me think. Hmmm. A movie about a guy becoming the God of Vodka. Have to be someone wacky, like Jim Carrey...

Bruce Allah Mighty?

Nah, who'd want to watch that?