June 27th, 2003

Allah Sulu-South Park

Why Did The Klingon Cross The Galaxy?

From topfive.com: The Top 15 Punchlines to Science Fiction Dirty Jokes

15. "So the Ferengi says, 'If you think that was good, wait until I get both legs in!'"
14. Not being a Klingon in the first place!1
13. So the Klingon says, "Honor? I hardly know her!"
12. So that telepaths can hate them too!1
11. I don't know who the other two guys are, but the one in the middle is a tribble!
10. "Nga'chuq!"
9. "'Done in a Flash Gordon' is more like it."
8. There are skid marks in front of the tribble.1
7. A Bantha fell in the mud!
6. "You're a mean drunk, Q."1
5. "Well, it's certainly small enough to be nanotech!"
4. "Well that's because Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure!"
3. "She's no Wookiee, she's a pro!"
2. "'Your Precious' or not, I'm pretty sure that's not where you're supposed to wear it."

and the Number 1 Punchline to a Science Fiction Dirty Joke...

1. "Klingon? Boy, did she ever!"

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