June 30th, 2003

Allah Sulu-South Park

What Would Allah Sulu Do?

Readings from the Book of Stolichnaya:

"And lo, I was sad, for I had no shoes; but then I got so stinking drunk that I couldn't walk anyway, so it didn't matter."

"I encountered a blind man, and wanted to help. So I brought him to a bar, and got us both plastered. By the end of the evening I was seeing double -- so, on average, we were both fine."