July 9th, 2003

Allah Sulu-South Park

Who Am I?

Poll #154790 Esse est percipi

If I were a member of your family, who would I be?

Your smart older brother, who gives you advise and noogies.
5(11.6%)
Your obnoxious brother, whose ass you're constantly kicking.
5(11.6%)
Your extremely butch sister; everyone knows she's a lesbian except your parents.
9(20.9%)
Your really hot cousin, that you'd jump in a minute if you weren't related.
1(2.3%)
Your son, who still has so much to learn.
1(2.3%)
Your scary uncle, who touches you when no one is looking.
3(7.0%)
Your pet.
2(4.7%)

If I were a tree, what kind of tree would I be?

An extremely drunk one.
15(34.9%)
A whomping willow.
7(16.3%)
Barbra Walters.
7(16.3%)

(Check all that apply)

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