If I were a member of your family, who would I be?
Your smart older brother, who gives you advise and noogies.
Your obnoxious brother, whose ass you're constantly kicking.
Your extremely butch sister; everyone knows she's a lesbian except your parents.
Your really hot cousin, that you'd jump in a minute if you weren't related.
Your son, who still has so much to learn.
Your scary uncle, who touches you when no one is looking.
If I were a tree, what kind of tree would I be?
An extremely drunk one.
A whomping willow.
(Check all that apply)