August 5th, 2003

Allah Sulu-South Park

Hang Up And Drive

SYDNEY, Australia (Agence France-Presse) — Motorists using mobile phones are more likely to crash their cars than drunken drivers, Australian researchers said yesterday. Researchers from the emergency department of the Royal Melbourne Hospital found that drivers who use hand-held mobile phones are four times as likely as other drivers to have a collision, double the risk of drivers who exceed the blood alcohol limit...

You hear that? From now on, when I see some idiot driving 50 mph in the left lane, blabbing on their cell phone, I'll be throwing my empty bottles at them.