November 15th, 2003

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Poll #205336 Quoth the Vodka God

Should I do a phone post this weekend?

No, I don't want to hear your voice. Just reading your text gives me willies!
3(8.3%)
No. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege, but I've already heard your voice.
4(11.1%)
Ralph Nader for President
5(13.9%)
Yes, but only if you're drunk when you do it.
16(44.4%)
Yes! Yes! And I will listen to it over and over and get myself all squelchy!!
8(22.2%)
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Phone Post:

VoicePost
197K 0:52
“Hello, this is <lj user=allah_sulu>, and by popular demand I have imbibed a large quaff of my famous chocolate vodka before making this call.

This is just another example of the extra lengths we here at <lj user=allah_sulu> Industries are willing to go to to bring you quality, handcrafted, made in America by union workers LiveJournal posts.

These posts may contain some or all of the following ingredients:

Monkeys
Bacon
Boobies
Clam chowder
Russia
and
Wankle rotary engine

Those of you who want to get squelchy are, I'm afraid, on your own.

And this wraps up this first audio post by me, <lj user=allah_sulu>, and I'm going to go refill my cup again now, thank you, bye.”

Transcribed by: aerindipity
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