January 24th, 2004


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Ganked from earl258/too_much_info:

I got a new car radio last week. It has voice recognition. You say "soul", and it automatically finds a station that plays soul music. You say "rock", and it finds and plays rock and roll music. You say "country", and it will switch to a station that plays country music.

Yesterday some children ran in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes and yelled out "fucking kids!"

Now my radio won't play anything but Michael Jackson.