The Vodka God

Something I whipped out this morning, inspired by this post...

At least now I'm only in the lametto range...

SYDNEY, Australia — Michael Abney-Hastings, a former livestock manager who is fond of sharing a few beers with friends at a neighborhood pub, was shocked when a British television crew knocked on his door to tell him he was the rightful king of England. (The rest of the story)

How many people have a crush on allah_sulu? The below numbers indicate what sorta crushes people on allah_sulu's friends list have on her/him, as taken from the results of the original LJ Secret Crush Meme.

4.5 friends have a Secret Crush on allah_sulu. This is 2.5 more than in October, 2003. This is greatly above average compared to other users. 1 friend has a Public Crush on allah_sulu. This is 1 more than in October, 2003. This is slightly above average compared to other users. 0 friends have an Ex-Crush on allah_sulu. This is 0 more than in October, 2003. This is below average compared to other users.

Confused by the decimal numbers? This is because someone had one type of crush on them, then changed their mind when they took the secret crush quiz on a different occasion.

How many people have a crush on you? Secret Crush Meme 3 is twice as badass as Secret Crush Meme 2! With 23,000 new crush quiz responses (45,000 total) and the ability to find out who a user has crushes on!