February 4th, 2004

Allah Sulu-South Park

A Few More Jokes, Then The 15 Minutes Are Up

Compare Janet Jackson's nipple shield to this:

Borg Implant
Borg Implant

What's the difference between Star Trek's Borg and the Jackson family? One is a collective of grotesque, mindless automatons dedicated to the destruction of human civilization, and the other is a fictional alien race.

In just one second, Janet nearly eclipsed Michael's record for the number of kids he's exposed himself to.

Newborns apparently aren't the only things Jackson family members like to dangle in front of large audiences.

Janet Jackson was convinced that if the world saw her exposed breast, there would be six more weeks of winter.