March 17th, 2004, 07:37 am Whiskey for the Leprechauns! Happy Saint Patty's Day! I'll be putting a drop of green food coloring in my vodka tonight... Current Mood Irish
March 17th, 2004, 10:36 pm Why I Love My Wife She got home from work and demanded to know why I wasn't drunk. I told her that I wasn't sure if she needed a ride home or not, so I had to be ready to drive. She said, "Well, I'm home now, start drinking!"