Whiskey for the Leprechauns!
Happy Saint Patty's Day! I'll be putting a drop of green food coloring in my vodka tonight...

Current Mood: Irish

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Why I Love My Wife
She got home from work and demanded to know why I wasn't drunk. I told her that I wasn't sure if she needed a ride home or not, so I had to be ready to drive. She said, "Well, I'm home now, start drinking!"

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