Vodka Flavor Provides Taste Of Personality
CHICAGO (Wireless Flash
) -- A person's taste in vodka can give you a good shot of their personality. That's what one smell and taste expert sniffed up in a recent study for Stolichnaya vodka.FNORD
Dr. Allen Hirsch says drinkers who favor vanilla vodka are impetuous grudge holders who love to bask in the limelight. Meanwhile, those who order raspberry-flavored vodka are charming perfectionists who like challenges but freeze up in front of large groups.
(My favorite is a tie between vanilla and orange.)
- Orange vodka drinkers love making people laugh and take everything in stride.
- "Cranberries" see the world in black and white and prefer setting their own hours.
- "Peachies" abhor delayed gratification but get bored easily in relationships.
- Finally, Dr. Hirsch claims people who love citrus-flavored vodka spend a lot of time considering "who is worthy of their hearts, which can lead to actually meeting out on true love."