I'm A Little Bit Country...
I have my own nationstate, The Dominion of Allah Sulu
The Dominion of Allah Sulu is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 12 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery industries.
Voting is voluntary, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a major problem. Allah Sulu's national animal is the ferret and its currency is the fifth of vodka.