September 5th, 2004


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One of my friends had surgery on Friday. (Some of you know who I'm talking about.) I visited him in the hospital yesterday -- he's doing well. He told me that, as part of the procedure, they inflated his stomach and other bits with nitrous oxide to make them easier to work with. He apologized over the fact that now, all of that gas has gotta come out somehow. "Wait a minute," sez I, "do you mean to tell me that you're farting laughing gas??"

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