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Friday, September 10th, 2004
left a voicemail for brad
(an LJ founder/moderator), offering sex to him in exchange for unsuspending some of her friends... As long as he doesn't wear a furry suit. The voicemail is here
, discussion is here
. Give it a listen, really. (Ganked from bmajors
OK, now that the other parties have had their conventions, it's time for the Party Party to hold ours.
As you guys
are all delegates, you get to help. First item on the agenda:
Who should be my Vice Presidential running mate?
- So that everyone else is also seeing double.
- To ensure that nothing is ever agreed on or accomplished. Gridlock forever!
- Bull Moose worked for Teddy Roosevelt, right?
- To garner the dark vote. Dark matter is 98% of the Universe.
- Served in Afghanistan, expert on the all-powerful duct tape, great sandwiches.
- My evil twin. Think about that concept.
- He'd enjoy the roller coaster polls and economy...
- It'll be a close election. We'll win by an angry inch.