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Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

Time Event
8:44a
Presidential Bizness
Although Bradwinkle has a sizeable lead, no Veep nominee has a majority of votes -- so I may decide to take the top few choices and hold a run-off.

Poll #350476 Other Business

What should our party platform consist of?

Wood and/or cardboard
0(0.0%)
Cinderblocks
0(0.0%)
Plastic milk crates
3(6.4%)
Empty bottles
1(2.1%)
Government cheese
3(6.4%)
A pyramid of cheerleaders
5(10.6%)
...evil vampire cheerleaders!
8(17.0%)
Stones, churches, and ducks. No witches.
3(6.4%)

What about issues?

What about them?
0(0.0%)
Yeah, we should have couple. Which ones aren't being used yet?
11(23.4%)
We should stand on both sides of every issue.
6(12.8%)
Dude, you already have some serious issues.
16(34.0%)
...evil vampire cheerleaders!
14(29.8%)

Poll #350477 s00p3r s3kr1t!

Enter confidential questions, suggestions, and bribes here.

1:52p
*Shakes Fist At Dawon*
Your Election Campaign by dshaw
Username
Hometown
Political leaning
Your running-matebradwinkle
The current presidentwugabear
The current vice-presidentgafferstapeman
Your election slogan"A country back on track"
People who love you the mostthe wealthy 1%
A flipfloppable subjectwar on France
The name of your presidential dogSaddammie
Your total funding$7,162,285
Your chance of success: 75%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

...ganked from the campaign of [info]Battle Elk

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