September 29th, 2004

Allah Sulu-South Park

Evil VAMPIRE Cheerleaders

According to this poll, there was no single majority opinion regarding evil vampire cheerleaders. But, consider the top three selections, which had almost equal support:
  • They should be legalized, regulated, and taxed for the good of society.
  • I would like to be firmly against them, if you know what I mean and I think you do, nudge nudge...
  • I have no opinion on them yet. Maybe after another drink...?
I think it's safe to say that most of you would support the legalization, regulation, and taxation of sex with evil vampire cheerleaders; with the proceeds being used to buy more liquor. This will be the official Party Party position on this issue. (If you would like to attempt other positions on evil vampire cheerleaders, you'll have to talk to their evil vampire pimp, once one is selected. Applications for that position are open.)

In other news, the so-called "Presidential Debates" will not be including all of the presidential candidates. Like the other "third party" campaigns, Bradwinkle and I are being excluded from the debates. However, if I were allowed to participate in the town hall-style debate, what questions would you ask me?

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