It seems many people are worried about "the draft
". What is my stance? The draft that I'm in favor of is that gust of cold air that tells me I've once again forgotten to put on pants before leaving the house.
Another "hot issue" lately involves traditional marriage and same-sex marriage. Do I, people ask, discriminate between the two? Hell yes! I think straight people should have traditional marriages and gay people should have same-sex marriages. And the rest of you should bang Natalie Portman -- the line forms behind the moose.