October 6th, 2004

Allah Sulu-South Park

Fanny State, Not Nanny State

Some have asked me if I plan to pander to the voters, making promises that I cannot possibly keep, that the country cannot possibly afford, simply to convince people to vote for me. My initial response to this was...
    HUH?
However, they had a point. The line must be drawn somewhere. And so, I will boldly tell the voters right here and now what I will not give them: