Wings Across America
Reading all of your journals, trying to canvass the concerns of my constituents1
, I find that some of you are quite angry at Right Wingers and others are quite angry at Left Wingers. Why the concern over such details as who's standing on the left and who's standing on the right? If I am elected, I will eliminate all of the Wingers
. Vote for me. Vodka God bless.
1Which, according to my advisors, include the gratuitous use of alliteration