Russell Crowe claimed that he "may have been a target of an al Qaeda kidnap plot in early 2001, part of a bid by the militant network to 'culturally destabilize' the United States." If I say that I want al Qaeda to kidnap as many celebrities as they can get their dirty vodka-and-bacon-free hands on, does that mean that the terrorists have already won? I suggest they start with Paris Hilton. They could even film her abduction and torture and sell it to FOX as a reality series: The Simple Life 3: Tora Bora. Which celebrity (or group of celebrities) do you want al Qaeda to kidnap?
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