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Does it look like me?
Dude! That is you! You never told me you were a model for Maxim!!
Well, it looks kind of like you, I guess.
Ehhh, erm, not really, no.
Who are you trying to kid? You're a middle-aged black woman!
I really cannot say, for I have seen you only in my nightmares. *shudder*