More answers to your questions:
- If you could never drink vodka again, what would you drink instead?
- Probably rum - that's my usual second choice after vodka. Or I'd just chug tequila or straight grain alcohol.
- Why do you still have BOTH of your kneecaps?
- I haven't been kneecapitated yet.
- why dont you want to live in heaven?
- This would be in reference to this question, right? Technically speaking, I don't think you can "live" in Heaven since heaven is defined as the "after-life". If you're in Heaven, and still living, then you've taken a wrong turn at Albequerque – or you're a member of Wyld Stallyns and just passing through. Anyway, I was only thinking in the shorter term. Residence at the White House is only temporary, after all; and I don't think I'm ready to die yet (though the opinions of Mr. Kneecapper above may differ).