July 12th, 2005

Allah Sulu-South Park

Son of Even More Answers

More answers to your questions:
  1. Is your punch recipe available publicly, or if not, will you share it with someone who asks for it? Or is it a secret?
  2. I don't believe I've ever posted it publicly, but I have shared it with certain people. If you're certain that you're a certain person for certain, just ask.

  3. Why?
  4. HUH?

  5. If a train leaves Los Angeles at 8:15am local time, heading due east at 55mph, and another train leaves Boston at 2:15pm, heading eleven degrees south of west at 65mph, what manner of curse do you cast upon your 6th grade math teacher for forcing you to learn math that you've never used since?
  6. I actually do need to use some of that math from time to time. And my sixth grade teacher was a nun, so I'm not sure what further curse I could cast upon her.

  7. What illness (preferrably mental) best describes the interior decoration of your house?
  8. Agoraphobia. There's not nearly enough space.

  9. Do you believe in the philosophy *What happens on tour stays on tour*?
  10. Not really (nor the local version, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas").
Keep asking!
Captain Obvious

Shots (Not The Good, Alcoholic Kind)

Before Richard got his shots today, the doctor told us a few things, like, "He's going to start being shy around strangers." Gee, you think that might have something to do with the sharp metal needles that a stranger just shoved into him?