August 22nd, 2005

Allah Sulu-South Park

Because I'm A Question Whore

  1. If you had the chance to sleep with forkintheroad, would you?
    I've slept with her many times, including the night before she got married. I have not, however, had sex with her; nor would I if given the chance.
  2. Does royrossi look better with long hair?
    I've never seen him with long hair; it's always been short (and usually hidden under a Rocky wig).
  3. Why is yermie sneaking up behind you right now?
    He covets my ice cream bar! I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child!!
  4. What would scarletwoman151 do with half a million dollars (U.S.)?
    Well, she wouldn't share it with me, so I really don't care! It would serve her right if she actually won it in Canadian dollars then!
  5. What do major_beefcake and unhappymeal have in common?
    Food-centric usernames?
  6. What's the biggest difference between prodigy69 and rougewench?
    The accents and the genitalia.
  7. Will thetaets_kids ever amount to anything?
    I'm still investigating how much I can sell her for on the black market
    I'm sure her parents will give her every advantage and she'll make use of as many as she can.
  8. Is warriorwlf best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?
    Oooo, tough one. I'll say "mushroom", but will refuse to explain the [il]logic underlying my choice.
  9. What will wyrdsatyr be like in twenty years?
    Having gone through all known fetishes, he'll become famous for inventing a few new ones. There will be books written in his honor, none of which will be safe to read at work.
  10. Is dyingwhisper an innie or an outie?
    She is an innie in both senses.
  11. When's the last time you saw hat_madigan?
    This morning, before I left for work.
  12. bouncepogo: ninja, pirate, monkey, or robot?
    I'll go with pirate. I would have normally gone with ninja; but they make no noise, and according to her boyfriend, she's disqualified on that point.
  13. Shouldn't paigedayspring be getting more sleep?
    Shouldn't we all?
  14. Who would win in a fight between gwiii and woofiegrrl?
    Unless she were armed and took him out quickly, I'd have to bet on gwiii.
  15. Of disappearinjon and little_boots, who would call shotgun first?
    disappearinjon. little_boots usually rides in the back seat.
  16. What hobby do you think tara_k1970 should take up?
    Travelling to America.
  17. What happened the last time you and shalafi49 were hanging out together?
    Pain and pizza.
  18. Doesn't lord_zanther have anything better to do?
    No. He's a cat. Duh.
  19. Can manda_of_doom raise the dead to perform common household tasks?
    That would explain a lot about her family...
  20. It's all chuckdarwin's fault, isn't it?
    Hell yeah, I've been saying that for years. I'm waiting for things to improve, now that he's moved...
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