- If you had the chance to sleep with forkintheroad, would you?
I've slept with her many times, including the night before she got married. I have not, however, had sex with her; nor would I if given the chance.
- Does royrossi look better with long hair?
I've never seen him with long hair; it's always been short (and usually hidden under a Rocky wig).
- Why is yermie sneaking up behind you right now?
He covets my ice cream bar! I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child!!
- What would scarletwoman151 do with half a million dollars (U.S.)?
Well, she wouldn't share it with me, so I really don't care! It would serve her right if she actually won it in Canadian dollars then!
- What do major_beefcake and unhappymeal have in common?
- What's the biggest difference between prodigy69 and rougewench?
The accents and the genitalia.
- Will thetaets_kids ever amount to anything?
I'm still investigating how much I can sell her for on the black market
I'm sure her parents will give her every advantage and she'll make use of as many as she can.
- Is warriorwlf best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?
Oooo, tough one. I'll say "mushroom", but will refuse to explain the [il]logic underlying my choice.
- What will wyrdsatyr be like in twenty years?
Having gone through all known fetishes, he'll become famous for inventing a few new ones. There will be books written in his honor, none of which will be safe to read at work.
- Is dyingwhisper an innie or an outie?
She is an innie in both senses.
- When's the last time you saw hat_madigan?
This morning, before I left for work.
- bouncepogo: ninja, pirate, monkey, or robot?
I'll go with pirate. I would have normally gone with ninja; but they make no noise, and according to her boyfriend, she's disqualified on that point.
- Shouldn't paigedayspring be getting more sleep?
Shouldn't we all?
- Who would win in a fight between gwiii and woofiegrrl?
Unless she were armed and took him out quickly, I'd have to bet on gwiii.
- Of disappearinjon and little_boots, who would call shotgun first?
disappearinjon. little_boots usually rides in the back seat.
- What hobby do you think tara_k1970 should take up?
Travelling to America.
- What happened the last time you and shalafi49 were hanging out together?
Pain and pizza.
- Doesn't lord_zanther have anything better to do?
No. He's a cat. Duh.
- Can manda_of_doom raise the dead to perform common household tasks?
That would explain a lot about her family...
- It's all chuckdarwin's fault, isn't it?
Hell yeah, I've been saying that for years. I'm waiting for things to improve, now that he's moved...