October 22nd, 2005

Allah Sulu-South Park

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LiveJournal keeps telling me that my password is too easy to guess.

Well, duh, it's easy for LiveJournal to guess it because LiveJournal already knows what it is.

Lip-Smacking Good Beer

The Stranger – Somewhere between 7,000 to 4,000 B.C., in Mesopotamia, in the Kingdom of Sumeria, women invented beer.1  Early agriculture in the "fertile crescent" was centered around grains.  Those grains, pregnant2 with possibility, became bread and, eventually, beer.  Sumerian women were both the first brewers and the first gods of beer.3  By adding a trace amount of my vaginal yeast4 to regular brewer's yeast, my "Original Pussy Beer"5 pays homage to beer's ancient creators from "the cradle of civilization."6  Woman is literally reunited with the beer...7

There's more to the article than that, including such questions as "Can a man drinking this beer still be macho?" I always thought that lite beer was pussy beer.

1For which man should still be grateful.
2This is "foreshadowing"...
3Paging </a></b></a>ninkasi_dot_com!
4What kind of head do you get with that?
5Label: http://www.thestranger.com/binary/64572171/DRUNK-160-2.jpg
6As opposed to America, where beer comes from the urethra?
7I suppose it was too tough to just drink it to be reunited?