November 9th, 2005

Allah Sulu-South Park

High Speed Hari-Kari

A deer tried to commit suicide using the front end of my car this morning; but using my mad evasive driving skills, I was able to foil his evil schemes. Yay me!

Of course, that's only one way of looking at it. The other is that a deer - a stupid herbivore! - challenged me to a game of chicken and I lost.

I'm sticking with the first version. Vodka 1, Venison 0.