Last weekend I nearly killed myself while trying to take a shower. (You'd think I would have been more careful, since the book I was in the middle of at the time was a collection of </a></b></a>darwin Awards.) I'm not sure how it happened. We were visiting my parents-in-law for a long (almost a week) Thanksgiving weekend, but I've been there before and used the shower there before. It's actually a bathrub, with a shower nozzle above and no rubber safety shower mat thingy below.
I was washing my hair when I somehow slipped and lost my balance. As the universe dropped into slow-motion mode, and I fell through the shower curtain unable to grab anything or stop myself, a single thought went through my head: "This is going to suck."
I hit the toilet hard enough to move it a couple of inches out of place; the marks on my back from that impact are still visible. My head crashed into the tile wall opposite the shower with great force. A single loud four-letter word escaped my lips, and then I started an inventory of my various limbs and organs to see what was still working. Amazingly, I didn't break anything; and I'm still surprised that neither my skull nor the wall tiles was cracked by the impact. I did get a bump and a headache, and was stiff and sore for a couple of days thereafter.
</a></b></a> was directly on the other side of the wall I hit. She heard the impact, curse, and then silence; and came running in expecting me to be dead. After getting over the disappointment, she helped me up and checked me for concussion. I still had a shower to finish, but she was worried that I might fall again, and stayed to help wash my back and make sure I didn't keel over.
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EDIT #2: Just upgraded to the brand-spanking-new Firefox 1.5; still doesn't work.
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