Apparently, I Am Not A Girly-Girl
(ganked from
dandelow)
- DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP? No.
- HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? None, unless I'm wearing a costume of some sort.
- HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? Depends on the costume.
- DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? No.
- DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD? If I wore any, I might not even notice if it smelled or not.
- DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? No.
- WHAT COLOR IS IT? n/a
- HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000? It's their money, innit?
- DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG? No.
- DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON? No. Don't even know what that is.
- HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE? Two?
- DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? No.
- HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? Never.
- DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? I dunno.
- WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? I dunno.
- DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? No.
- WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? Home, Hair Cuttery, a barber ... whereever.
- DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? Nope. Tried that once, a long time ago, with blue henna. I've bleached it a couple of times.
- DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? Nope. I doubt there's anything powerful enough to keep my hair under control.
- DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? No.
- WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? Sneakers. Anything comfy.
- CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES? No.
- DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? No.
- CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? Yes.
- WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? Whereever.
- DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? For clothes? No. But if you include all types of shopping (groceries, etc.), then yes.
- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? Best Buy or Sam's Club.
- HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? Depends on what I buy.
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? No, and he's never been in me.
- DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? No, either I lead them or just stay out of their way entirely.
- DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? I'm sure I do somewhere, amongst the costume knickknacks.
- HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY? I have one pierced ear.
- HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES? I used to have a pierced nipple.
- YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT? Oh, shucky-darn.
- HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? None. Just singles.
- DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? Only if I'm playing a pirate. Aarrrrrrr.
- DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS? A lot? No.
- DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS? My car has saved my skin more than once, and it's pretty pricey.
- DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE? No.
- CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? I honestly do not know.
- DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER? No. I hate putting stuff on around my eyes.
- CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE? Yes.
- WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD? Iä Cthulhu!
- DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? No.
- DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES? No. Richard would just eat them if I did.