January 1st, 2006

Smooch

Apparently, I Am Not A Girly-Girl

(ganked from dandelow)

  1. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP? No.
  2. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? None, unless I'm wearing a costume of some sort.
  3. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? Depends on the costume.
  4. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? No.
  5. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD? If I wore any, I might not even notice if it smelled or not.
  6. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? No.
  7. WHAT COLOR IS IT? n/a
  8. HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000? It's their money, innit?
  9. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG? No.
  10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON? No. Don't even know what that is.
  11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE? Two?
  12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? No.
  13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? Never.
  14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? I dunno.
  15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? I dunno.
  16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? No.
  17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? Home, Hair Cuttery, a barber ... whereever.
  18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? Nope. Tried that once, a long time ago, with blue henna. I've bleached it a couple of times.
  19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? Nope. I doubt there's anything powerful enough to keep my hair under control.
  20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? No.
  21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? Sneakers. Anything comfy.
  22. CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES? No.
  23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? No.
  24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? Yes.
  25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? Whereever.
  26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? For clothes? No. But if you include all types of shopping (groceries, etc.), then yes.
  27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? Best Buy or Sam's Club.
  28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? Depends on what I buy.
  29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? No, and he's never been in me.
  30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? No, either I lead them or just stay out of their way entirely.
  31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? I'm sure I do somewhere, amongst the costume knickknacks.
  32. HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY? I have one pierced ear.
  33. HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES? I used to have a pierced nipple.
  34. YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT? Oh, shucky-darn.
  35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? None. Just singles.
  36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? Only if I'm playing a pirate. Aarrrrrrr.
  37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS? A lot? No.
  38. DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS? My car has saved my skin more than once, and it's pretty pricey.
  39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE? No.
  40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? I honestly do not know.
  41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER? No. I hate putting stuff on around my eyes.
  42. CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE? Yes.
  43. WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD? Iä Cthulhu!
  44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? No.
  45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES? No. Richard would just eat them if I did.