January 14th, 2006

Allah Sulu-South Park

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Allah Sulu!

  1. It is impossible to fold Allah Sulu more than seven times!
  2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Allah Sulu.
  3. Allah Sulu is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  4. Early thermometers were filled with Allah Sulu instead of mercury.
  5. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Allah Sulu from each salad served in first class.
  6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Allah Sulu can not!
  7. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Allah Sulu.
  8. Birds do not sleep in Allah Sulu, though they may rest in him from time to time.
  9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Allah Sulu.
  10. Allah Sulu has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
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