March 16th, 2006
|You Are 29 Years Old|
Under 12: You have the heart of a child, which you keep in a jar in your closet. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You have the acne of a teenager. You question authority in a whiney voice and are still trying to find either your place in this world – or your Pokémon cards.
20-29: You have the loins of a twentysomething. You feel excited about what's going to come – love, work, your genitalia…
30-39: You have a lame TV show called thirtysomething. You've had a taste of success, true love, and vodka; but you want more!
40+: You have the maturity of an adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax, unless those damned kids are on your lawn again.