March 29th, 2006

Snark

Poisson d'Avril

April Fool
aurienneTPs your cat.
bouncepogobuys you a Russian Bride.
bradwinklehas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
forkintheroadsmiles. All the time.
gwiiilegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
rich_teaboyshaves your Russian Bride.
sethcohenglues your car to your bedroom ceiling.
techempagepaints your kidneys orange.
thetaetsells your dog on Ebay.
woofiegrrltrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
Prank Me

  • We have ferrets. No cat, no dog.
  • Q would do more than just shave my Russian bride (and Liza for buying her)...
  • Yeah, I guess Seth owes me one. At least he didn't hide pieces of the car in the litterbox.
  • Kidneys? Whatever. Just leave me my liver.
  • OK, I may be a hairy guy, but there's still no way you could trim my hedge into a ... what? Bush? Yeah, that's what I ... Oh wait, you mean shrubbery? ... Never mind.