April 6th, 2006

Smooch

This Entry Lax A Certain Something

When I drove home from work today, I saw a car with "LAX IT UP" painted on the rear window. I figured this was some hip new slang for "RELAX", which I was just too old and square to know about.

Then I passed the car, and saw the old fart driving. Apparently, the slogan on his window had something to do with laxatives and being regular, and I wasn't old or square enough to know about it.